Story of the Month. (Limited Edition)

the story of the month. JANUARY.





rachel & kristie are sisters. their parents are divorced. rachel lives with her dad & kristie lives with her mom. they go to the same school. they are 14 years old this year. they go to the same school, smkdj. they are very very close. rachel is in balau & kristie is in cengal. but they will still spend their reccess together.




one day,when they were talking before school, this girl came to them. "hello. may i be yr friend?" she said. rachel looked at her weirdly. kristie said "y? out of a sudden?" then she said... "bcos both of u look so hot. my name is ed-lynn and im from belian btw.." rachel & kristie both said.."h e l l o?" then the bell rang & they went to the hall together. at the hall they must listen to pn. wong's boring taklimat..then after that, they went back to our own class. after studying so long the bell rang for reccess...they reccess with ed lynn and rachel & kristie said "hiee!"they talk jokes and laugh alot. the bell rang again..and they went back class again..after school, they waited at the same place for their parents to come..they talk laugh talk laugh talk laugh then go home. everyday they will chat on msn no matter when..like good friends.








the next day, they came early to school and they saw a hot & sexy girl standing alone..so they decided to talk to her..."hie!!"they said..."hello!" said the cool girl..."wats ur name"said kristie.."my name is sara soo..u can call me sara and im from jati!!". they talk laugh talk laugh then the bell rang..they all went to the hall..they use sign languague to talk to each other becoz they sit too far each other but they never ditangkap..lucky them. at reccess time, sara & ed-lynn brought choc cake and some biscuits..they share with rachel & kristie as a good friend.









they were really really good friends. but, one day...ed-lynn got boyfriend. now, she spends her reccess with her boyfriend. so, rachel, kristie & sara alone only. they were sad. but never blamed her. for she found her love of her life. they understood. they seldom see ed-lynn anymore. so it was 3 good friends....









the next day, sara came to school & told them tht she has to migrate to switzerland. she leaving next week. rachel & kristie cried. they cried & cried. they went to search for ed-lynn to tell her the bad news, but, they couldn't find her.




the days passed quickly...& soon, it was time for sara to leave...eventhough sara didn't want to leave... she just had to. kristie & rachel sent her to the airport. they cried & promised to keep in touch always.




they went to school the next day. very lonely. there was still no sight of ed-lynn...have she forgotten them? where is she? ed-lynn oh ed-lynn...where are u....rachel & kristie spend their reccess together in sadness.









one day, when rachel & kristie went to school..they say a fat girl wearing baju kurung....rachel say"hi"...the fat girl say"hiee..im grace..wats yours??"...rachel said"im rachel and this is kristie" while pointing to kristie. then they talk until the bell ring.








on saturday, kristie and rachel went to grace's house. they sat on her limo on the way to her house while watching tv in the limo. when they reach grace's house, they were shock to see her house....her house has 4 storeys, swimming pool, pond, golf club, huge garden, gym and a lift. rachel pengsan..then kristie and grace take her in the house. kristie slap her face left and right, left and right then rachel open her eyes..OMG, everything in the living room was made from glass!!! rachel faint again..kristie slap her again then rachel woke up but her nose was bleeding becoz kristie slap too hard..








they went to the kitchen and it was like a pub..so many wine bar and the dinning table was so long. grace's mom ready their lunch on the table..grace was sitting in the middle and kristie sat at the end and rachel sat the other end. kristie need a binoculars to see rachel becoz the dinning table was huge..rachel talk to kristie by telling grace and so does kristie coz they cant hear each other from so far. after that, they watch tv in grace's room..her computer was the newest model..kristie and rachel was like "waw!!".








at 4.00pm..they go to the golf club at the side of grace's house to play golf. grace take her favourite pink ball with her face on it. she whack the ball then accidentally hit kristie's neck..then she shout n jump..omg!!! the ball stuck in her neck..then grace whack her neck then the ball came out..but her neck got hole then the skin seperate..she shout until no voice. then her head too heavy then the whole head drop out..n she died.

grace felt so upset..coz of grace mistake..kristie died...they got no mood so they when in the house...they went to grace's room. rachel n grace drink ice lemon tea..then grace choke until got blood come out. then she died...grace's mom is so sad that she take a hard stick n wanted to beat rachel...then rachel ran around the house and bang her bang there..the glass wall broke n fall on rachel!! then the glass cut rachel and she died....

grace's mom so sad that she cry until she died.. 5 years later..........

grace's house became a muzium of sadness...those who are sad will go there.....THE END =P

The Cooking Competition.

in japan, there lived chef ling. she tinggal in tokyo. she love to buat sushi. she always cut the fish. but she always ter-cut her finger. when she cut the fish, she will look at leng zai. she will termenung. then she will simply cut the fish.then her finger will get cut. all the blood will flow like crazy. she already lost her thumb.

in hokaido, there lived chef yen. she loves to cook also. she will make tempura everyday. she is very careless. when she cook tempura, she also will look at leng zai. then her saliva will drip into the tempura. everyday, she will loose 1 litre of saliva. she is very skinny. lol.


one day....there was a competition. both of them decided to join. then at the competition.... one of the judges is super handsome punya. they termenung from beginning of the competition. looking at the handsome judge. yen thinks he is handsome. ling thinks he is cute.-_- then they keep looking at him when they were cooking.
chef ling made sushi. this time, she lost her ring finger. blood was all over. chef yen pulak lost 2 litres of saliva. zomg.

they continued. then.....



chef ling caught chef yen looking at the judge. she thought yen wanna rampas him away from her. chef ling quickly throw wasabi at yen's face. yen screamed until blood came out of her mouth. yen's eyes hurt. one of her eyeball flew out.it went straight into chef ling's nose. then she screamed also until no voice. ling was too digusted until she cannot breathe.ling got to pause the fighting to take out the eyeball. she had to dig her nose.after taking it out, ling threw the eyeball back at yen. but, yen avoided the eyeball. ling was angry. ling threw the knife at yen. the knife kena yen's heart. yen took the knife out. but when she took it out, her heart was stuck to the knife. ling was shocked & she screamed. yen threw the heart that stucked to the knife straight into ling's mouth when ling was screaming. then they both died.

who wants more stories??? okay,okay. i know...we create super duper wonderful, magnificent, fantastic, marvelous & simply great stories hor. so far dua only...but got ppl call us to publish books tau. see....only two stories. & got ppl want us to write a book. clap ppl, clap. u dont see ppl like us everyday. so magnifico. today sunday la...we taking rest. sunday is our rest day tau. but then...we received 1254868435 mails. asking us for more. aiyoh....so stressful hor. but we understand..yes yes...we do. our stories are just too....great. no words can describe them...


keep waiting ppl...thanks.

The Retarded Hunters

Very veli long time ago, theres a huge forest called Stupid Forest. Its a peaceful place until 2 hunters came. They are Hunter Ah Yen and Hunter Ah Ling.

Hunter Ah Yen came to Stupid Forest becoz she knows that the animal here are tame. So its easier to hunt. (saya pun tak tau mana dia tau sini got tame animal..lol)
Hunter Ah Ling went to the north,south,east and west of the world and found that Stupid Forest has the most animals so she went there.

They both are the Top Ranking chun chun,tepat-tepat kena punya hunter. One day while their hunting, they accidently bang/slam each other. They fell down and felt dizzy. They started fighting. Hunter Ah Yen use her golden bow and shoot golden arrow at Hunter Ah Ling. Hunter Ah Ling use do her super duper matrix power and escaped from that shot. Hunter Ah Ling use her bow and shoot tepat-tepat at Hunter Ah Yen's eyes. "OMG!!I'm blind!F U!!!". Her eyeball burst and blood splash out of her eyes. She cant see so she simply shoot here and there. Hunter Ah Ling ran everywhere but she still KENA HER BUTT HOLE!! ARRRGGGGG!!! They both shoot here shoot there and they kena so many shots on the body..at last Hunter Ah Yen's body all splash out with blood while Hunter Ah Ling drop her last tears on the ground. Mereka menghembuskan nafas yang terakhir di dunia. Heavy rain wash them away and STUPID FOREST IS PEACEFULL AGAIN!!!

they die so damn easilly..
lolzz
=p

The War.

this is the story about the fight between warrior ling & fighter yen.

warrior ling lives in the north of china. she berlatih kung fu every night. her cita-cita is to become a warrior. -_- she use her sword & swing here swing there....but, she swing here swing there, the sword will fly. she selalu beli new sword punya.

fighter yen lives in south of china. she belajar karate. her kelebihan is the karate kick. but when she kick...she always fall. her weapon is the magical tongkat, now it is known as tongkat ali. very powerful wan u know.

one day, they meet. they decided to fight.

warrior ling use her sword. she swing here swing there. then the sword fly dunno where. then fighter yen laugh at her. fighter yen use her karate kick. then she fell on warrior ling. warrior ling become pancake. but fighter yen also injured.
then warrior ling remembered. she got secret weapon. she look at fighter yen. then she turn & show fighter yen her butt. then warrior ling farted like nobody's business.
fighter yen died because of the horrible smell & loud noise. then warrior ling fart until die. no more air edi warrior ling.

they both died just like tht.


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eating ngaku!!..so funny le..haha.

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tht's all........